i think it’s an interesting setting for bruce springsteen songs but at the end of the day i’m glad america isn’t a real place

2020 isn’t real and you can’t convince me otherwise

My cat, angry that I won’t let him eat styrofoam and die: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow!

Me: cry about it you stupid fuck

Captain Crunch earned his name by giving the worst blowjobs imaginable

certified iconic post

my whole vibe is on do not disturb

excessive blush is the new romantic love

you know. avril lavigne really made it seem like skaters were oppressed

“seem?”

“Were”?

If you’re looking for someone to save you, look in the mirror.

Bloody Mary finally coming in clutch

i’ve never felt more seen

admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio

i have feelings for u. not telling u which ones.

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing